Sunday, September 20, 2009

F**K ILLUSTRATOR x ONE MILLION

I give up.  I do not understand why when I go use a tool, it completely changes it's settings upon direct use.  I go back and fix it.  This does not work.  I go and watch tutorials.  They do not answer my questions.  I promise myself, before absolutely destorying this library computer, that I will never use this program again.  For my children, and their children, I will pass on the legacy of how impossible this program is for my kin, how they will always use the glorious crafting tools of their hands and of Photoshop.  Never will the defocation and filth of so-called "Vector programs" hurt their terrific minds by presenting themselves to mine own.  It has taken me over an hour for the first quote and I've been stuck at the same step.  If I don't try to kill myself with a keyboard or mouse, may I be praised for years to come for the restraint I am currently expressing towards my body.

May we be saved.

3 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    Zakk,
    Suicide by mouse? I think not. Instead, find solace in the fact that we will have ample time to work away in class on Monday. I commend you for your efforts thus far. Illustrator is a beast indeed.
    Darci said...
    Zakk, you are one of the most creative and expressive people I have met, I know you will get it and will probably kick everyone's ass! I love the post and your ideas about group projects or somehow networking together.
    Zachary Snader said...
    Thank you. Much appreciated. We shall further the beast, as well as the creative passion. Fight on, soldiers!

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